Indian Vaastu GPS in CAR

Indian Vastu is embedded into GPS for indian cars. here is how the car behaves.
Car driver selects to go towards South. car gives warning"sorry..this direction is not good for you.please select alternate direction. still if u want to go towards south, b rdy to drive in reverse direction with reverse gear with car still facing towards north"

Car driver tries to park in certain location but car doesnt allow him to park there" this is Agneya moola. parking here is not good for you. select other location"

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FlopMovie Producer: I am in shock. I never expected that my film would be flop.
Friend: How could you produce such a silly film?
Producer: On that bad day, director came to to me and said he has fantastic story.I asked him what is the title. He said Two Idiots..First i was not convinced. Then he said, Sir, Idiot is a super hit film. Three Idiots is a super duper hit. So as per logic Two Idiots also would be BlockBuster...I was kind of optimistic..
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